As testimony of my commitment and dedication to the only one and true God, Lord Satan, Master of the Universe, I offer my body, mind, cock, hole and whole soul to Our Lord and Master - the Almighty Devil, whom I worship, love, glorify and adore throughout this life and in the next in His Kingdom of Hell. May He impart His Evil upon me and bless me with damnation for all eternity. Open the gates of Hell to me Master, as I renounce and denounce the bastard xrist, his contemptuous and malcontent father, his foul kingdom and especially the odious and rotten holy spirit. Xrist is no more, Lucifer reigns as the Kingdom of Hell prevails. Hail Lord Satan forever and ever!